Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Escape From The Dead 2008




This is an independent movie done by some students in college who got all their classmates and friends to help out and make it. Nice new twist on a zombie movie! Wonderfully filmed and put together! very enjoyable

10 out of 10

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Stripes


Haha I love this movie, such a classic. Bill Murray's lack of caring character just cracks me up he changes the world yet doesnt care if he did or not as long as it was in a fashion that he hardly had to do anything. I wish life was this easy haha. Also John Candy is always classic and makes me giggle in this movie, if you like funny military movies that dont make sence and just make you giggle watch this . i will give this a 4.89 pushups out of 5 . oh yaaa

Monday, August 25, 2008

Smart People


This movie was a cool movie. Ellen Page is in it. It has a very "independent film" feeling to it which I cherish. Very quirky, lovable characters, not adventurous or loud. more of a chick flick but you could watch it if your a man just have beer and pizza near. Was weird watching this one right after doomsday I can tell ya. 4 out of 5 pizzaz cuz ellen page was in it . the end

Doomsday Smoomsday


So I rented this movie because it reminded me alot of Mad Max from the cover so I expected an amazing sunday afternoon of desert wars. To my amazement there is lots of bloody gory scenes, but that's about the only thing in the movie. The filming seems too cheesy , the characters are cool but the way they are filmed sometimes it seemed like the director didnt care that they didnt catch the emotion of the scene, i dont want to give the movie away just incase but in this one car scene the driver is suppose to be this amazing driver but everytime they do a close up of her face in the mirror of the car its emotionless, not like im so suave i dont show emotion when im racing an army but like she didnt know the camera was rolling lack of emotional. music placed in the movie in weird places where the music didnt fit. many things overlooked. umm yah if you like pulpy blood, watch it. i will rate this 2 out of 5 severed heads

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Tropic Thunder


If you wanna giggle till u shit in public go see this movie. Tropic Thunder was such a funny film full of action, adventure and twists all over the place in the story, you honestly dont know whats gonna happen next. Robert Downey Junior in his contraversal role playing an Australian playing a black man is enough for you to go see it there, This movie doesnt have you looking at your watch wondering if this is the extended version you actually hope there is a sequel to their crazy lives as actors. i will give this movie 4.5 fake army guns out of 5

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Gangs of New York


yes this movie is not brand new but i did just watch it last night. I really liked the take on the "gangs" of 1864 more than if we were to watch gangs in this century. The characters were full of personality and may I just say Leo you stole my heart with that makeout scene in the barn my god that was HOT!! all in all i give this wickedly historic action film 5 coins out of 5

Friday, August 8, 2008

Pineapple Express


Holy fucking shit dudes...this was an amazing AMAZING movie, i have never been in a theatre with so many stoners at the same time watching a movie about being stoned and how awesome life is being stoned. it was full of action for having the munchies all the time and FULL of one liners! Thug Life! anyways i am not going to give away a single minute of this movie because it would be like stoner-sacrilegious to do so, so get as high as possible and head to a theatre near you! 4.99 buds of weed out of 5! just kidding id give it a perfect ten for the stoner world of grading !

Monday, August 4, 2008

why is it when you only have ten minutes in the morning instead of doing something like get ready for work you spend it writing a short story about a carousel blowing up? oh yah because im F-ing retarded with time management skillz... bla speaking off which im late for bed go to my youtube tomorrow! (Aug 5) I am uploading new video from last weekend! called Dougies Birthday!

Monday, July 28, 2008

The life of Amber and I

One fine spring day I met Amber, we both worked in a call centre and she randomly sat beside me. We began to chat and chat and chat and miss calls from laughing so much and making each other hysterical . That afternoon I met Amber again randomly in the hallway to the cafeteria where I high fived her boob and giggled...from that day on we have been best of friends...

since then we have begun a show heres one of the posts on youtube.com

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HD2d5bh9Wsw